I've known that my son is breech for months now. In fact, not only is he breech (head up) but he's been stuck in the same exact position the whole time, with his big head (90th percentile) stuck under my right rib. Sometimes, this causes me great discomfort and even bars me from walking. So I've been acutely aware of his placement for quite some time.
My doctor recommended that she perform an external cephalic version (or just "Version") to try to manually turn him around to help guide his head toward the birth canal, or down. This procedure is performed around 36-37 weeks and as I am already 37 weeks she scheduled it right away, and it was yesterday. My doctor was optimistic: in fact, she has one of the highest successful version rates in Houston, and told me that although my amniotic fluid was still low, it was plenty enough to perform this procedure. I on the other hand, just KNEW, it was not going to work. This little stinker is already stubborn like his daddy, and I just knew he was not going to let us push him around.
But we went for it. In hopes of a vaginal delivery, my preferred delivery method, my husband and I checked into the hospital yesterday at 5:30 AM and waited for the doctor to arrive around 7am. She explained the risks one more time (rupture, delivery, etc), and then proceeded to give me medicine that relaxed my uterus. Please note, this was NOT pain medication. In fact it was the opposite. Although it "relaxed" my uterus, it totally made me crazy. Within minutes, my whole body was trembling, my teeth were chattering, my speech was shaking. I felt like an addict on recovery - my heart was beating out of control. All the while, my doctor was telling me to take deep breaths and relax. It was IMPOSSIBLE.
I grabbed onto my husband's hands, and literally squeezed them for dear life as the doctor got to work. It was one of the most painful experiences to date. She literally put all her body weight and fingers to dive into my stomach and manually grab ahold of the baby's head and butt through the res of my organs, applying constant pressure and molding him to turn around. She was making progress, and finally got his head out from under the rib so that he lay horizontal, but she was having trouble getting his head down from that spot. It felt like something was tight, the spot was tight. She kept on asking me to breathe and told me I was doing well, but I'll be honest with you all. I was NOT okay. This whole time, I was SCREAMING at the top of my lungs, my legs were flailing (the nurses were trying to keep them down), I was digging my fingernails into hubby's hands yelling at him to help.
If you Google,
external cephalic version, on YouTube, you will see all these women totally normal, talking about their days, while their doctor's perform the procedure. Either they are ROBOTS, or I have absolutely no pain tolerance. Frankly, it embarrasses me that I reacted the way I did, because if these YouTube videos are the norm, my doctor must think I am verifiably CRAZY.
The doctor tried and tried to get him down from his horizontal position, but at this point, I was so sorely bruised and in pain, I just couldn't do it anymore. So it ended. Unsuccessfully. The doctor asked me to schedule a C Section with her in two weeks and that's how we got back to where we were in the beginning. After all that work, baby Mac is just going to get his way. There is still a small chance he could turn on his own before the scheduled C Section, but I am doubtful of it.
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NOT as simple as this picture makes it out. |
I stayed in the hospital for about 3-4 more hours, as both the baby and I were monitored to make sure we were doing fine after the trauma. I ordered breakfast, watched some TV, went home and passed out exhausted for the rest of the day. I was hoping to get furloughed (with the Government shutdown starting today), but my Agency elected to keep on working until our existing funds run out. No idea when that will be, so here I am back at work, sore, tired, shaken and waiting for baby Mac who we now expect to arrive within the next two weeks!